GutFuck?

Reblog if you want a nickname in your ask.

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Reblog if your tits are real.

jathis:

Lookit my tits

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

You stepped into the wrong part of town, shitnerd.

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And then you’re single…

I’m sad that it ended… Heartbroken, actually.

But I’m happy that it was.

We had great times… great moments, wonderful moments…
Maybe we’ll find each other some day again.
But right now…

I’ll just have to settle for this…

laughingstation:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

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You will laugh out loud!

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How mom and I get things for each other.

Mom: Ugh, this is awful, Simon must love it.
Me: Ugh, this is horrid, mom will love it.

Tags: complete opposites

do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

Reblogging for the a-hole cat.

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did-yuo-kno:

inspector-gadege reblogged your photo: High-res →

I wouldn’t be able to run this blog in fear someone may try this stuff and die And it’d be my fault

I’m only catalyzing natural selection. The idiots need to die off eventually, I consider it population control.

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harkills:

Iris: “Not bad to be your first time, little Fella…”

Hmm… I dunno what happened, my hand slipped, and suddenly this appeared on my screen….. o_o … I promise…

And I’m not gonna as for forgiveness, hehehe! I think people who love/like Iris/Oliver should know the truth and maybe reconsider if he’s worth your time, he is a big bag of bullshit… (He’s got nice moments too though) BUT HE’S AN ASSHOLE!!!

*scratches head* Ok… Be gentle with me, I rarely submit dirty stuff =u=

Iris/Oliver (C) Harkill

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Bold what applies to you.

homosexualpancakes:

I am a male.

I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5’4.

I think I’m ugly.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I want a tattoo.

I am self-conscious about my body.

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings.

I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.

I have freckles.

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve run away from home.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I’m in school.

I’ve lost a child.

I have a job.

I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.

I almost always do/did my homework.

I’ve missed a week or more of school.

I failed more than 1 class last year.

I’ve stolen something from my job.

I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve peed from laughing.

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve cried from laughing so hard.

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I was born with a disease/impairment.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve gotten stiches/staples.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I had a serious surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

I’ve had measles.

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Mexico.

I’ve been to Niagra Falls.

I’ve been to Japan.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Hawaii.

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi. allot of it x3

I’ve been snowboarding.

I’m single.

I’m in a relationship.

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

I’ve had a crush on a teacher.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out of my house.

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I am keeping a secret from the world.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve cheated on a test.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

I’ve passed out from drinking.

I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

I’ve smoked.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve eaten mushrooms.

I’ve popped E.

I’ve inhaled Nitrous.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I have cough drops when I’m not sick.

I have 3 pills at a time no problem.

I have been diagnosed with depression

I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

I’ve taken an anti-depressant.

I have been anorexic or bulimic

I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.

I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

I’ve woken up crying.

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone dying.

Someone close to me has committed suicide.

I’ve planned my own suicide.

I’ve attempted suicide.

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

I own over 5 rap CDs.

I own an IPod or an MP3 player.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.

I own something from Hot Topic.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I collect comic books.

I’ve had quite an eventful life it seems…
(I like to do these things… Have no Idea why.

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laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

laughingstation:

A compliment

A story

Why you follow me

If you met me what would you do

A cute message

One thing you want to tell me

One thing you want to know about me

You will laugh out loud!

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jathis:

silver-moons—paper-dreams:

adrians:

lupuspuella:

Playing this for sure.

starting this

omg I played this so much at summer camp. But the most fucked up game my friends and I play now is “Hitlist.” We make a list of names of people we know (as well as our own) and take turns crossing off each name in the order of who we would kill first, or taking a group vote. The last one left on the list wins and doesn’t die.