November 2011
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Why homework is bullshit.
There are several reasons, but I’ll start with a simple one. If a teacher gives you homework, it basically proves that he or she isn’t good enough to teach everything you need to know while you’re in class. Giving someone homework is like telling a factory worker who packs screws to take some with him home and pack them there. It’s stupid.
I’m not saying this because...
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gutfuck asked: BWAHAHA! YOU DON'T HAVE MANY FOLLOWERS!
First world problems complaint.
I’m hungry, I’m too tired to make food.
I’m fat. I’m sad. I’m depressed. I hate not having money. My bird is sick. I have to take pills to survive. I don’t have any inspiration to write. My awesome computer is dusty, and I’m too lazy to clean it. I only have two chocolate cakes, I want three.
My cherry mint caramels are all in my belly.
I have to clean...
Reason #21
Reason why my mom is awesome #21: She will wake up at eight AM on her day off just so she can drive me to the store to buy Skyrim.
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Why my mom is awesome.
#1. She listens to Punk, metal, rock, indie, noise, and classical music.
#2. She has grotesque humor and comes with witty remarks.
#3. She can make the most tragic situations “fun”.
#4. Her head is in the clouds and she doesn’t realize it until she says something weird.
#5. She’s an awesome chef.
#6. She supports me no matter what I do, and if I’m completely...
broove[oove] Heartbeats.
It’s a nice song...
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Blow that shit up.
There’s no problem that can’t be solved by the proper application of explosives: Want a divorce? Blow your partner up! Can’t open a coconut? Blow it up! Want to tear down a building? Blow it up! Depressed? Blow something up! Because things that go BOOM are FUN FUN FUN! Want someone dead? NUKE THEM! AND THEIR HOME TOWN, AND EVERYONE THEY LOVE. (Unless they love you, then just blow...
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