This is just insane, I upped a poem to deviant art earlier today… and I keep getting a flood of people who fave it and put it in collections. Nothing I’ve made has gotten that much attention so quickly…
Someone must have featured it somewhere, there’s no way people are just searching far and wide and then suddenly, there it is.
Not a chance.
I’d LOVE to know who featured it. The name of the poem is “starlight” and it’s in the visual poetry section. If you stumble upon someone who might have featured it, please tell me so I can thank that person… or just know if the person is awesome and featured my work.
Because then I’ll feel awesome.
#1. Because I love her and want to hug her.
#2. Because she’s probably bringing food home with her.
#3. Because I have something awesome to tell or show her.
#4. Because I’m sad and need comfort.
#5. Because people are being mean (yes, when I’m affected by “mean” people, I go cry on mom’s shoulder <3 XD - I’m so unmanly…)
#6. Because she might have gifts for me.
#7. And also candy.
#8. Because Hans or someone is coming home with her.
#9. To have a smoke with her on the balcony.
#10. Because I want her to make coffee for me (She makes awesome coffee, I can’t make that awesome coffee, so she has to make it! D:)
Reblog with your ten reasons why you’re waiting for your mom to get home?! (Or dad)
In Aviator’s last minutes alive, he laid in my hand, fighting for each breath.
From time to time he spread his wings, as to set off in to the sky.
Right before he died he also spread his wings out.
I took a walk with him in the garden, let him feel the warm sun and the cool breeze, I think that somehow it brought his mind to the nature, to where he was supposed to be, to where he now will be. I think he knew what I was trying to do. He was smart, although dying from his first breath, he lived for about three months.
It was a wonder to have him while I did have him.
He was a fighter, and he always kept me company…
At least he wasn’t suffering.
I’m going to ruin the borrowing of library books for you right now, if you don’t want that, then DO NOT READ. Kthxbye.
#1. Everyone likes to read while they’re taking a dump, right? Yeah, the “problem” here is that they don’t just read news papers or solve cross words, they read library books as well. So?
Let me tell you “So?”
Only about 35% of people properly wash their hands after wiping their shit away from between their dirty butt cheeks. That’s right, and guess what? They probably didn’t FINISH reading the book while taking that dump. No, they’ll gross it out by walking out of the loo, sitting in the couch, and with their shit stained hands they will continue to flip through the pages.
#2. It’s always nice to read a book when you have a cold, right? Or when you’re sick none the less. And what do you do when you’re sick? You sneeze, or sweat, or cough, or all of it. And do you really wash your hands after every time you blow your nose? Didn’t think so… So there you have it, number two, you’ll get a cold… perhaps.
#3. They read them while eating, and no proper human being keep ALL of their food on their plates, it may look like you’re a sanitary person who neatly tucks the spaghetti back on the plate if it tries to escape. But there is always small pieces of food that splats away, and lands in the book. And considering fact number one, how insanitary isn’t it to read a library book while eating?!
#4. Pic your nose, brush your hair, scratch your dick or pussy. Then flip the page. Scratch inside your ears, pick something out that is stuck on your tooth. Flip the page. A library bookshelf contains more human substances, liquids and feces than a public toilet. Even if you can’t see the bacteria crawling in the bookshelf, they’re there. And they will make you sick.
#5. Some people store their books by their computer, and a computer is the entertaining station of the ages. It contains everything from learning the alphabet to the most hardcore porn and vore that is out there. And what do people do when they look at porn?
Most of them jerk off in front of the computer, and here I am with the statistics again. Three out of four women do not wash their hands after masturbating, 2 out of 4 men do not wash their hands after masturbating. You’d think women would be more sanitary and better at that. But nope, here the guys win.
And guess what those guys and gals might do after their alone sexy time?
Yup, read a book.
This applies to movies and games as well. Even clothes. Well… second hand clothes then, they tend to be washed, but still.
That is why I, the poor little guy, only buy new things and make sure they are sanitary clean before I put them in front of the cashier and hand him/her my hard earned money.
And these are just some of the things people do. (Imagine the adults that have babies! EUW!)
Seriously, I will.
I hope tumblr will have snowflakes at Christmas or something.