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January 2012

62 posts

I should learn Russian.

Because one: It’s an awesome language and you basically scream it out… neat! And two: A lot of people have started chatting with me in Russian over a few different sites and even on Skype. (Egoism-C9 @ skype btw). Well, when I’m bored enough I’ll just pick the Russian dictionary from the shelf and read through it. Yes, I read dictionaries when I’m bored, I really...

Pissed and sad, time to watch porn and drink a beer.

Hey tumblr, I thought I’d share some of my awesome pr0nz with you. (Don’t judge me… I know you like it, gay porn ahead) He twisted his hand in the sheet, gasping as Monroe’s lips softly touched his hip bones in a gentle kiss. His entire body was shaking from the pleasure this man gave him. His hands firmly grasping around Lou’s waist, embracing the soft skin,...

Shit that has always caused me trouble.

I’m not here to dump excuses. I am who I am, and I love me… (and there we go with the big ego) but let’s face it, not everyone does. I want to take control and stay in control of the people around me, always seeing them as lesser than me, not much, and some people may be role models for me, I try to see everyone as equally worthy, but if someone acts like a child I take it as a...

Postcards from Space: Why Black March Is a Really... →

postcardsfromspace: To the people proposing this: You dumb bastards. You know who this’ll hurt? Not big media. Not on any significant scale. No, the people this will really fuck over are the EXACT same people SOPA and PIPA would fuck: Creative professionals; small publishers; independent businesses. If you…

Things that I don't like that are apparently very...

Number one, yes, I will start with number one, number ONE on my list… Brace yourselves. Number one is… : NUTELLA. That’s right bitches, I think Nutella is disgusting, dry, pale and yucky, it’s not good with anything, not peanut butter, no bread, no crackers, no pancakes, NOTHING. Number two: Mac&Cheese. Cheese at all, actually, There are some very mild...

That awkward moment when you gently throw your...

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Through sickness and health...

Should check bus times, should be sleeping, should have eaten something earlier, not hungry anymore. Tired, grumpy, sulking. Shaking, another shower today? No, too tired. Don’t want to sleep, should sleep, can’t sleep. Shit’s going round in circles, downwards, mostly. And it’s nobody’s fault, I just keep going but it seems it’s in the wrong direction somehow. I...

Dear people who don't obsess over tv shows, books,...

itotallyrelate: What exactly do you do all day? icanrelate.info I write, paint, cook dinner, take care of my birds, go for a walk, play games and hang out with my FRIENDS. ;)

End force sterilization.

Hi. I’m from Sweden and I know this law very well. And it’s a freaking horrible one. If you’re a transgender person in Sweden, to be able to legally change your sex you have to be sterilized. If you’re not, you’re not allowed to change. I need your help to sign this petition to wake the politicians up and show that this isn’t acceptable in any way. Please...

Reblog if you're no longer friends with someone...

laughingstation: Click me!! for more funny posts! We were friends for twelve years, took me three years to gather up the courage and strength to break it off…

Cheer me up, bitches

Anyone care to cheer me up? Then please draw a dead stickman with the classic crossed out eyes and a knife in his dick and chest with lots of blood, and write “Your brother” with an arrow pointing at the stickman’s head. Then, if you can, paint another one standing beside the dead one laughing. That would cheer me up.

Copyme (Kopimi) →

by ~MrTrancy So today it’s announced, Sweden has gotten a new religion I’ve just had a hearty laugh reading through the news article (which failed to translate in google translate.) I will just paste the text here and screw the formation and everything that the news site offers: Recognized symbol of Christianity is the cross, the holy symbol. For kopimister is “CTRL + C”...

Shooting with focus.

From Pocahontas, I learned how to fire a gun. Or well… how to look through the aim when you fire a gun. John Smith told the new recruit “Keep both eyes open” I do that when I take pictures… because taking pictures is today’s shooting, isn’t it? So yeah… And when I started taking pictures with both eyes open, the result got much better, especially with...

What one body part would you have if you could?

mikkynga: prongsiegannon: loweryi: goddamnitreddas: kovaniy: for me wings big pretty feathery blue wings seconded Wings or zygodactylic feet I would just want to be one of my bird people okay a bloo bloo I’d want to have a tail. To hold my lemonade while I’m on the computer…. A tail @@ “Body parts” ? … Eh… Does invisible eyes in your neck count?...

Dude, stop standing in front of me, I can't...

I can’t breathe when someone else exhales right in front of me, this is a fix idea that I might get sick, or they have some sort of toxin in their lungs (like if they have just smoked) that I will breathe in, and I’m also a bit scared of them having bad breath. If I sleep in the same bed as someone and we’re turned towards each other I have to raise my head above theirs to avoid...

Connect the dots. →

by ~MrTrancy Just a test, can anyone find the connection/formation in these three names?: Aba, Ace, and Adi. The one with the correct answer will get a pat on the head and a thanks on the first page in the book. (Just not that they all start with an A, everyone can find that connection, it’s something else.) Read more (Please help me with this little test, I want to see if anyone else...