February 2012
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For the sake of it, I have decided to translate...
When I’m going by bus or going in the car with mom, I use to entertain myself by translating the location names of our silly Swedish villages, towns and cities to English. Some may be funny, some may be weird, some may be beautiful, anyways, here I go (I assure you they’re all legit, don’t believe me? Check google maps):
Trehörningen: The Tricorn. (As in, Unicorn, but three)
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I don’t understand people who have desktop backgrounds of someone/something staring back at you. I prefer logging in to my computer and not having to face some weird shit questioning me, like: “Where have you been? I thought we’d be together forever… forever”
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I'm making taco pizza, bitches, TACO PIZZA.
(Mine doesn’t look quite this good though… I mean… pff, round pizzas are overrated…) (Actually I fought really hard to get the pizza round…) (IT JUST DIDN’T WANT TO DO AS I TOLD IT TO D:)
Calm yo tits bro.
I just realized I get more snide the better mood I’m in. I should probably chill a bit.
LOL JK NO TIME TO CHILL DO THE HAPPY DANCE.
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon.
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Bandwidth is freaking expensive.
I’m tired of people complaining about the post limit here on tumblr. Sure, might be annoying, but do you know how expensive bandwidth is? If not, then let me tell you. It’s FREAKING EXPENSIVE. Sure, tumblr guys might be rich as fuck, but getting new servers and storage and increasing bandwidth for millions of users would probably cut that fortune in half. Everyone needs to make...
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I used to pray.
When I was younger, eleven, actually. I was very, very sad and had abandoned everything. My dreams, my hope, my wish to live. I wasn’t fighting, I didn’t even care to die, I didn’t care enough to kill myself. If I would, I wouldn’t be writing this now. There are many reasons as to why I felt this way, but none are important to share. I remember one day, my mom had dragged...
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Hey gaiz, Imagine this:
You gather 2000 women who have just had babies, and you put them in line towards a pool. Then have them empty their breast milk in to that pool! And all the babies are behind just screaming because they’re hungry and stuff. Then you put the babies in the pool so they can drink the milk, and WHILE the babies are IN the pool, you have 2000 guys come and masturbate in to it and the babies will...
