GutFuck?

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March 2012

49 posts

So fucking angry I could burst.

So, I went to get this dog yesterday, I got him as a birthday gift. The owners said he was healthy and that he was great with dogs. Well. As soon as I get home, I notice he’s bleeding from his mouth and can’t really close it because it hurts. He’s got a wound under his paw, his hind legs are twitching all the time and it’s obvious that he’s in pain. He can’t...

The story of the left sock. →

by ~MrTrancy It was dark, perhaps a little bit cold, but it was still cozy, laying so close together with the one he loved. “Good morning darling” He said and snuggled up even closer, if even possible. The right sock looked back at him and smiled. (I don’t know how socks can smile, but it did). “Good morning, love” She said and felt warm in the left socks warm...

And the cow said woof →

by ~MrTrancy No, cows don’t woof, but Zebra Finches “meow” Just a random fact. Anyways. I’m incredibly busy right now, have tons of stuff to do. Searching and searching, and soon I’ll have even more of my time occupied by something else. WHICH I will reveal to you on FRIDAY. If that glorious moment comes. It should… But you can’t be too sure. Anyways....

Just about luck, ey?

So, I had gotten an apartment and was going to move in last week, but couldn’t since there was trouble in arrangement with moving furniture and someone watching my birds and stuff. I had most things packed down, and YESTERDAY, the apartment building I was going to move in to burned to the ground. It’s just a pile of scrap metal and burned plastic left… literary EVENED WITH THE...

Beer makes EVERYTING better

stillsecretlycaptaindick: I heartily agree.

I have successfully taught a stupid canary not to...

You can technically fuck the world.

If you’re a dude, dig a hole. If you’re a chick… better luck next time. No, I’m kidding. Fuck a stone.

I know how hard life can be, I know how everyone needs a bit of cheering up from time to time. Me being one of them, never really getting it. I’m going to do some cheering up.

I hate a lot of things.

But I will go hating on tattoos now. Don’t get me wrong, they’re awesome if done right and on the right place. But some tattoos are just screaming for attention and are ugly ass fuckers. Like tribal tattoos, oh, sorry, what tribe are you from? I have absolutely NO respect for tribal tattoos unless you designed them yourself, and believe me, that can be seen from far away. ...

People who patronize others seriously disgusts me.

Fuck priorities.

I found myself studying astrology and reaching my sign: Virgo. It said all the right things and then came to the part where it said: “Make sure you don’t hurt others by not prioritizing them when you need to give them your attention” I found myself instantly thinking: “Fuck priorities, I do what I want” And then I realized why people get pissed at me for avoiding...

Completely headless

Was going to do a search for wireless headphones and accidentally typed headless headphones, tired? Perhaps, but I guess all headphones are headless if you’re not wearing them.

Once again, I forgot my birthday.

I found a bee in my honey once.

a list of people romantically interested in me

andrewbreitel: #1. Everyone.

I don't want to die, I'm just too tired to live.