Number one, yes, I will start with number one, number ONE on my list… Brace yourselves. Number one is… : NUTELLA.
That’s right bitches, I think Nutella is disgusting, dry, pale and yucky, it’s not good with anything, not peanut butter, no bread, no crackers, no pancakes, NOTHING.
Cheese at all, actually, There are some very mild cheese that I can eat, otherwise, no, get that shit away from me.
3.Doctor Who. Yeah, I don’t like it, nope, I don’t like it at all. Overrated, if you ask me.
4.And Sherlock Holmes, fun with the gay moments, but it’s nothing I would watch if I didn’t have to (“Have to” in this case means: Being tied to a chair with my eyes pried open facing a screen with non-stop sherlock holmes playing).
5.That game, what’s it called? Something with… ehhh… Mass effect? Yeah, that game. I don’t like that.
1.But number one really is Nutella, I’d rather eat snails (as long as they’re properly prepared, yum)…
6.Peanut butter jelly? YUCK!
8.McDonalds or any fast food restaurant? FUCK NO, YUCK, ALL OF IT. The ONLY good thing in McDonalds is the kiddie section with the ball pool. End of discussion.
0.Something that I DO like though, is to complain about things I dislike, which is pretty much everything…