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So f*cking angry, I talked to the kindergarten teachers about the kids running to the fence and barking at the dog, said they shouldn’t do that. The response? “Well, they need to be able to do whatever they want within the fenced area, so maybe you should just take a different route” Well, yes, I could do that. But shouldn’t you teach those pesky little pests that they need to respect dogs? Their voices aren’t exactly shielded within a freaking dome area around the kindergarten, I told her that “Well, I could take a different route, but you still need to talk to the kids about not shaking the fence and screaming at the dog, he gets scared” She looks at me as if I’m a complete idiot and shakes her head. “We have tried, but well, kids will be kids” 

Kids will be kids? You know what I wanted to reply to that? “Well apparently “kids” have affected you since you’ve become a childish idiot as well, good day”

I would have done it if another kindergarten teacher didn’t come up and ask what it was about, I just snorted and walked away. I’m not giving up on this though, I should be able to go wherever I want with my dog without having to be cautious about children running up to him screaming. What if they HADN’T been in the area? What if there was no fence? They would get bitten. Teach those idiots some common fucking sense, and while you’re at it, you should really think about what has become of your life, and get some help, because obviously you’re not healthy. There, problem solved.

But I will go hating on tattoos now. Don’t get me wrong, they’re awesome if done right and on the right place.

But some tattoos are just screaming for attention and are ugly ass fuckers.

Like tribal tattoos, oh, sorry, what tribe are you from? I have absolutely NO respect for tribal tattoos unless you designed them yourself, and believe me, that can be seen from far away.

(Pictured above is a guy who thinks he’s cool but in reality looks like a fucking idiot)

And that lipstick tattoo? Fucking hate it. It’s just like going around saying “I’m a cocky ass bitch who thinks I can get laid just by looking at someone but deep inside I’m actually a sad little whore who wants to die” And that’s exactly what I’ll be thinking about you if you pose one of those tattoos. I will label you as a sexist fucker who is nothing deep inside. 

Any facial tattoos, I’m sorry, did you WANT me to brand you as a criminal the second I saw you? If not, then don’t get a tattoo on your face. That shit’s ugly and stupid and you’ll never get respect nor a job. I saw a guy with a skull tattoo under his eye today, the first thing I felt? DISGUST. Not respect, fear or anything like that. Just, disgust, because anyone getting a tattoo slabbed on their face must be an idiot.

(That’s where you belong if you tattoo your face, in front of the police camera on your way to jail)

Chinese signs and stuff, PLEASE study before tattooing yourself with some neat looking sign, you might be flashing that fucker and suddenly realize it means “I’m a stupid fucker who let the tattoo artist scam me” (which it means, no matter which sign you chose, because fuck you, that’s why).

Anything related to food should NOT be a lifetime painting on your body. EVER.
That includes cupcakes.

The only acceptable hand tattoo is a mustache on your finger. That’s it.

(Not any shit like this, knock it off. Two in one hate object, a tribal hand tattoo.)

A tattoo in the back of your neck, that’s okay, I’m not fond of it, but it’s okay, and behind your ear is good too, if you’re not walking around flashing it, that is. Otherwise, I’m against ANY tattoo that leaps up your neck, throat or over your collarbones or shoulders.

And for gods sake… if you decide to get a tramp stamp, I’ll treat you like a tramp. I’ll assume you’ve had sex with so many people your body would need to be set on fire to cleanse all the viruses and STD’s you’ve contracted.

And people who get tattoos of guns in any “fashionable” manner, please go buy a real gun and shoot yourself in the head.

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And here are some tattoos I LIKE:

Things you have designed yourself, a design that means something to you, something a close friend designed for you. And… that’s about it. As long as you can hide it completely without putting winter clothes, hood and a coat on, I’m fine with it.

(Please notice these are opinions and they will not change, I respect your opinion as long as you respect mine, go ahead, be pissed at me, maybe you feel hit because you have one of those tattoos I hate, then so be it, be a butthurt little crybaby, then, when you’ve grown up, get laser treatment to remove that ugly shit)