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(I have a very good memory, I’ve been told… on that account, this is a true story)

When I was around three or four years old, we lived in a big house out by the countryside.
One summers day I was watching TV, an opera playing. I don’t even know if it was in Swedish or what. I didn’t understand a word, so I tried REALLY hard to listen, because I wanted to know why the fat man was so sad.
Anyways, my father comes in to the living room and starts: “Hey, Simon-“

“SCHH!!! I’m trying to hear what they’re singing!” I said, very irritated.
And he responded with: “Good! That is great practice!” And then he walked away.

And I swear.

To this day, I STILL wonder what he was going to say to me.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?!

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING HEALTH CARE YEAH I WANT A TIME WITH A SPECIAL DOCTOR NO YOU CAN’T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO COME TO OPEN RECEPTION BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY AND STOP WHINING SO MUCH YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL WELL EXCUSE ME I ONLY TRUST THAT ONE DOCTOR AND I DON’T WANT ANYONE ELSE TOUCHING ME I DON’T NEED A TIME TOMORROW I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM AND IF THAT HAPPENS NEXT MONTH I DON’T CARE BUT I’M NOT GOING TO ANY OTHER DOCTOR AND THAT’S FINAL SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH AND JUST BOOK ME A TIME WITH HIM ALREADY OR I’LL CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE BECAUSE I’M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE OVER YOU BEING A FUCKING WHORE!